I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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