Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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