Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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