fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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