Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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