69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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