can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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