she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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