You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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