he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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