I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
COCAINE IS GR8
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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