I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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