part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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