big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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