Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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