all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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