So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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