please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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