me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Randomize