Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
