Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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