There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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