Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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