I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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