I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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