David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
the raccoons are back...
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