i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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