judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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