WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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