It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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