wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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