my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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