i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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