I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Randomize
