Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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