So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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