I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Do plants get herpes?
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