my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
