i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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