he shaved USA in his pubs
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We are all done wearing pants today
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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