did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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