u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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