i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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