Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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