he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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