I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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