Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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