Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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