I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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