"it" just moved
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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