How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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