wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
