I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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